Can't I just go to the bathroom without a child yelling my name over and over?
Can't I just have a full nights sleep without bottles or binkies or diapers or an extra body in my bed?
Can't I just enjoy a nice meal that I didn't have to throw together with "stuff" I found in the closet? Oh, and that I didn't have to cook!
Can't I just eat dessert 3 times a day and not gain weight?
Can't I just get ready for the day without a 2 year old dumping out all my makeup in the sink?
Cant the counter/floor/basement/bedrooms, etc. stay clean for more than 10 minutes?
Can't the boys have better "aim"?
Can't I just relax on a warm, sandy beach and read a magazine and drink a pina colada and get a tan?
If you are about to say you don't agree and don't want to come with me to my tropical island, you're lying!